Slippery Dick #2 Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 oz triple sec
    1/2 oz Smirnoff vodka
    1 oz peach schnapps
    1 1/2 oz Sprite soda
    1 1/2 oz orange juice
    1 dash sweet and sour mix




Pour Sprite and orange juice into a collins glass half-filled with crushed ice. Add triple sec, Smirnoff vodka and peach schnapps. Add a dash of sweet and sour mix if desired, and serve.

Mcduff Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 1/2 oz Scotch whisky
    1/2 oz triple sec
    2 dashes bitters




Combine the scotch, triple sec and bitters in a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes. Stir well, and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with an orange slice.

Napalm Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1/2 oz Aftershock Hot & Cool cinnamon schnapps
    1/2 oz cinnamon schnapps
    1 splash 151 proof rum




Pour into a shot glass in order; aftershock, schnapps, rum. Ignite the rum, allow to burn for a few seconds, extinguish, and serve.

Slippery Box Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 1/2 oz Absolut Citron vodka
    1 1/2 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
    1 1/2 oz Everclear alcohol
    fill with Kool-Aid Grape mix




In a glass, put in all liquor and then fill the remaining glass with the kool-aid.

Kiss And Tell Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 oz vodka
    1/2 oz Galliano herbal liqueur
    1/4 oz dry vermouth
    1 tsp Blue Curacao liqueur
    2 oz orange juice
    1 oz passion-fruit juice




Shake with three-quarters of a glassful of broken ice. Pour unstrained into an old-fashioned glass. Garnish with a cherry and orange slice, and serve.

Sand In Your Shorts Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1/2 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur
    1/2 oz vodka
    1/2 oz peach schnapps
    1/2 oz Midori melon liqueur
    1/2 oz triple sec
    3 oz cranberry juice
    3 oz orange juice
    1 oz sweet and sour mix




Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker, shake and strain over ice in a tall glass.

Mazrick Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 1/2 oz vodka
    1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
    1/2 oz Cointreau orange liqueur
    2 tsp Galliano herbal liqueur
    1 oz orange juice
    1 oz pineapple juice
    2 dashes bitters




Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes, and serve.

Kismet Hardy Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 oz Cointreau orange liqueur
    3/4 oz dark rum
    1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
    3 oz pineapple juice
    1 oz grapefruit juice
    1/2 oz grenadine syrup




Blend ingredients briefly with a glassful of crushed ice. Serve in a wine goblet, garnish with a cherry and orange slice, and serve.

Kis-kesay Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 1/3 oz white rum
    2/3 oz white creme de cacao
    1/3 oz lime juice
    1/3 oz blackcurrant juice
    1 oz whipped cream
    1 tsp sugar




Shake ingredients and strain into a champagne saucer. Float cream on top, garnish with a twist of orange peel, and serve.

Mayor Billy Recipe

Ingredients



  • 3/4 oz sweet vermouth
    3/4 oz dry vermouth
    1/2 oz gin
    2 tsp orange juice
    2 dashes orange bitters




Pour the vermouth, gin, orange juice and bitters into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.

San Salvador Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 1/2 oz dark rum
    1 oz Curacao orange liqueur
    1/2 oz fresh lime juice
    1 1/2 oz fresh orange juice




Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into an ice-filled double old-fashioned glass. Garnish with a slice of orange and lime, and serve.

Come To Me Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
    1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
    1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
    4 oz pineapple juice
    1 splash grenadine syrup




Pour all ingredients into a highball glass filled with ice cubes. Stir well, and serve.

Kirsch And Cassis Recipe

Ingredients



  • 2 oz creme de cassis
    1 oz Kirschwasser cherry brandy
    soda water




Pour the creme de cassis and kirsch into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and strain over 2 ice cubes in a wine glass. Add soda water to taste, and serve.

Combustible Edison Recipe

Ingredients



  • 2 oz brandy
    1 oz Campari bitters
    1 oz fresh lemon juice




In a shaker full of cracked ice, combine Campari and lemon juice. Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Heat brandy in a chaffing dish. When warm, ignite the brandy and pour in a flaming stream into the cocktail glass.

Mayflower Cocktail Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 1/2 oz sweet vermouth
    1/2 oz dry vermouth
    1/2 oz brandy
    1 tsp Pernod licorice liqueur
    1 tsp Cointreau orange liqueur
    2 dashes orange bitters




Pour the vermouth, brandy, Pernod, Cointreau and bitters into a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes. Stir well, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.

Combo Recipe

Ingredients



  • 2 1/2 oz dry vermouth
    1 tsp brandy
    1/2 tsp triple sec
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 dash bitters




Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes, and serve.

Kir Recipe

Ingredients



  • 6 oz dry white wine
    1 tbsp creme de cassis
    2 - 3 ice cubes
    1 twist lemon peel




Combine ingredients in a large white wine glass. Twist the lemon peel to release the oil and drop it into the glass.

Polynesian Cocktail Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 1/2 oz vodka
    3/4 oz cherry brandy
    juice of 1 limes
    powdered sugar




Rub the rim of a cocktail glass with lime and dip into powdered sugar. Shake vodka, cherry brandy, and juice of lime with ice, strain into the sugar-rimmed glass, and serve.

Mayan Whore Recipe

Ingredients



  • 3/4 oz tequila
    1/2 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
    1 1/2 oz chilled pineapple juice
    1/2 oz soda water
    1 tsp grenadine syrup




Pour the tequila into a cocktail glass. Add the pineapple juice, top with soda and float the grenadine on top. Serve unstirred, with a straw.

Kinky Sex Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1/2 oz whiskey
    1/2 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
    6 oz ginger ale
    1/2 oz lime juice
    1 slice lime




Pour the whiskey, Southern Comfort, ginger ale and lime juice into a highball glass half-filled with crushed ice. Add a slice of lime to the rim of the glass, and serve.

San Francisco Recipe

Ingredients



  • 2 cl vodka
    2 cl creme de bananes
    grenadine syrup
    orange juice




Take a tall glass and put in a few ice cubes, fill the vodka over it and fill with juice then the "creme", to end fill in the grenadine but very carefully at the side of the glass so it will lay down in the bottom. garnish with orange and strawberry.

May Blossum Fizz Recipe

Ingredients



  • 2 oz Swedish punsch
    1 tsp grenadine syrup
    juice of 1/2 lemons
    carbonated water




Shake all ingredients (except carbonated water) with ice and strain into a highball glass over two ice cubes. Fill with carbonated water, stir, and serve.

Mad Dog Shot Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 oz vodka
    1 tsp concentrated raspberry syrup
    2 - 5 drops Tabasco sauce




Pour the vodka into a shot glass and add some raspberry syrup (should be concentrated, look for it at a Polish section in an international supermarket). Add a few drops of Tabasco hot sauce., and shoot.

Columbia Cocktail Recipe

Ingredients



  • 2 oz brandy
    1/2 oz sweet vermouth
    1 tbsp fresh lemon juice
    1 tsp grenadine syrup
    1 dash Angostura bitters




Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and serve.

Kingston Recipe

Ingredients



  • 3/4 oz spiced rum
    1/2 oz gin
    1/2 oz lime juice
    3 dashes grenadine syrup




Shake ingredients together with crushed or shaved ice in a cocktail shaker. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and serve.

Polkagris Recipe

Ingredients



  • 2 cl vodka
    2 cl white creme de menthe
    4 cl grenadine syrup
    8 cl Sprite soda




Mix ingredients in a highball glass. Add one or two ice cubes and cherries. Serve with a thick, red and white striped straw.

King Willy Recipe

Ingredients



  • 3 oz Midori melon liqueur
    Green Curacao liqueur
    7-Up soda
    grenadine syrup




Pour the melon liqueur onto two ice cubes in a highball glass. Add a few drops of green curacao, and fill with 7-up or sprite. Pour a few drops of grenadine in a way that will look like its shaping a stripe down the drink.

Machine Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 oz orange juice
    1/2 oz vodka




1. Pour the orange juice into a shot glass, take a napkin and place it over the glass pushing it down toward the juice. (As far as it can go without touching the juice.)


2. Slowly pour the vodka so that it dribbles on top of the juice. This will create a layer of vodka that lays on top of the juice. Remove the napkin and drink.

Colorado Pitbull Recipe

Ingredients



  • 3 shots Captain Morgan Original spiced rum
    3 shots Kahlua coffee liqueur
    3 splashes cream
    3 splashes Coca-Cola




In a shaker mix Spiced Rum, Kahlua, and Cream. Pur into a mason jar filled with ice and add a splash of Coca-Cola. Garnish with a couple of Filberts.

Max The Silent Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 oz anejo rum
    1/2 oz brandy
    1/2 oz Applejack brandy
    1 tsp anisette




Pour the anejo rum, brandy, Applejack brandy and anisette into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.

Samson Cocktail Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1/2 oz Opal Nera black sambuca
    1/2 oz blackberry brandy
    1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
    1 1/2 oz light cream




Pour the Opal Nera black sambuca, blackberry brandy, amaretto and cream into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.

Colorado Motherfucker Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 oz tequila
    1 oz coffee liqueur
    1 splash Coca-Cola
    4 oz milk




Pour the tequila, coffee liqueur and Coca-cola into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and strain into a highball glass filled with ice cubes. Fill with milk, and serve.

Polar-roller Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1/2 oz Cointreau orange liqueur
    1/2 oz armagnac
    1 tsp lemon juice
    1 bottle cold cola




Funnel the cointreau, armagnac and lemon juice into one small cola bottle (185-200ml), roughly half-filled with cola. Briefly invert the bottle to mix the ingredients. Place in the center of a large glass (tankard, stein or british pint), and fill glass with broken ice. Add a straw to the bottle, and serve.

King Of Kingston Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 oz gin
    1/2 oz creme de bananes
    1 oz pineapple juice
    1 tsp grapefruit juice
    1 tsp grenadine syrup
    1 oz heavy cream




Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.

Colorado Coolaid Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 oz vodka
    1 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
    1/2 oz sloe gin
    1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
    1 oz orange juice
    2 oz cranberry juice
    1 splash 7-Up soda




Mix ingredients in a shaker with a scoop of ice, and pour into a highball glass.

Same Old Song Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 oz sweet vermouth
    1/2 oz dry vermouth
    1 oz gin
    1 oz orange juice
    1 tsp lemon juice
    1 dash orange bitters




Pour the vermouth, gin, juices and orange bitters into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes, and shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass, garnish with a slice of orange, and serve.

Polar Bear Cooler Recipe

Ingredients



  • 2 oz dark rum
    1 oz Punt e Mes red vermouth
    1 oz lemon juice
    1/2 oz orange juice
    3 1/2 oz cold 7-Up soda




Pour into a collins glass filled with broken ice and add a spiral of lemon. Garnish with an orange wedge and cherry. Serve with straws.

King Kong Recipe

Ingredients



  • 2 oz light rum
    1 maraschino cherry
    1/2 banana
    1 tsp nutmeg
    1 oz banana liqueur
    8 oz ice
    1 oz Malibu coconut rum
    1 splash orange juice
    3 oz pineapple juice
    2 tbsp 151 proof rum
    1/2 can cream of coconut




Add all ingredients to a blender, and combine on medium power for 45 seconds. Serve in a pitcher with a cute umbrella and a straw.

Colony Room Cocktail Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 dash Ricard pastis
    2 oz gin
    2 dashes Noilly Prat French vermouth
    1 dash Angostura bitters




Place a dash of ricard into a cocktail glass and swill to coat the inside. Pour out the excess. Chill the gin, vermouth and bitters by stirring with ice, and strain into the prepared glass. Serve.

Maui Eruption Recipe

Ingredients



  • 4 1/2 oz Maui Blue Hawaiian schnapps
    2 oz Malibu coconut rum
    3 oz pineapple juice




Pour the Maui schnapps and Malibu rum into a collins glass almost filled with ice cubes. Add the pineapple juice, stir well, and serve.

King Kenneth Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 1/2 oz Campari bitters
    1/2 oz peach schnapps
    1 oz orange juice
    2 tsp lemon juice
    4 oz tonic water




Pour the Campari, peach schnapps, orange juice and lemon juice into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a collins glass and top with tonic water. Stir well, garnish with a twist of lemon, and serve.

Salty Dog #2 Recipe

Ingredients



  • 3 oz fresh grapefruit juice
    4 oz vodka
    1 pinch powdered sugar
    4 - 6 ice cubes




Combine the grapefruit juice, vodka, sugar and 4 or 5 ice cubes in a mixing glass, and stir gently with a bar spoon to dissolve the sugar and combine the ingredients. Strain into a chilled wine glass. Add 1 ice cube to the wineglass if desired.

Poker Face Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 1/2 oz tequila
    1/2 oz Cointreau orange liqueur
    4 oz pineapple juice




Pour tequila, Cointreau and pineapple juice into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Stir, garnish with a lime wedge, and serve.

Maui Breeze Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1/2 oz brandy
    1/2 oz triple sec
    1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
    1 oz sweet and sour mix
    2 oz orange juice
    1 oz guava juice




Combine all ingredients in a blender with one cup of crushed ice. Blend until smooth and pour into a parfait glass. Garnish with a pineapple spear, a cherry and an orchid, and serve.

Salty Balls Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 1/2 oz vodka
    2 oz orange juice
    fill with grapefruit juice
    1 oz Midori melon liqueur
    1 pinch salt




Salt the rim of a Collins glass. Fill with ice, pour vodka along with the OJ. Fill the rest of the glass with grapefruit juice, and float midori melon liqueur on top.

King Burro Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 oz coffee liqueur
    1 1/2 oz light rum
    1 1/2 oz coconut cream
    2 oz milk
    1 sliced banana




Combine the coffee liqueur, light rum, coconut cream, milk and banana in a blender with half a cup of crushed ice. Blend until smooth. Pour into a hurricane glass, garnish with a slice of banana and serve.

Poca-hola Recipe

Ingredients



  • 3/4 oz Punt e Mes red vermouth
    3/4 oz Campari bitters
    1/2 oz Noilly Prat French vermouth
    3/4 oz lemon juice
    1 bottle cold cola




Funnel the punt e mes, campari, vermouth and lemon juice into one small cola bottle (185-200ml), roughly half-filled with cola. Briefly invert the bottle to mix the ingredients. Place in the center of a large glass (tankard, stein or british pint), and fill glass with broken ice. Add a straw to the bottle, and serve.

Matisse Recipe

Ingredients



  • 2 1/2 oz Stoli Ohranj vodka
    orange juice
    Chambord raspberry liqueur
    1 twist lime peel




Pour stoli oranj over ice in a shaker, and shake. Glaze a chilled cocktail glass with chambord, and add the stoli oranj. Garnish with a twist of lime, and serve.

Matinee Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 oz sweet vermouth
    3/4 oz gin
    1/2 oz Green Chartreuse
    2 tbsp orange juice
    1 dash orange bitters




Pour the vermouth, gin, chartreuse, orange juice and orange bitters into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.

Cold Kiss Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 1/2 oz whiskey
    1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
    2 tsp white creme de cacao




Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a highball glass, and serve.

Platinum Grand Margarita Recipe

Ingredients



  • 3 oz margarita mix
    1 1/4 oz Jose Cuervo 1800 tequila
    1/4 oz Grand Marnier orange liqueur
    1/4 oz Cointreau orange liqueur
    1/4 oz triple sec
    1/4 oz Irish Mist herbal liqueur
    1/4 oz fresh lime juice




Salt the rim of a margarita glass and pour in freshly squeezed lime juice.


Add margarita mix, tequila, grand marnier, cointreau, triple sec, irish mist, and 5 ice cubes in a shaker. Shake vigorously until thoroughly mixed and cold. Pour into the margarita glass and garnish with a lime wheel, and a maraschino cherry if desired.

Matador Cocktail Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 oz Jose Cuervo Especial gold tequila
    1 oz Red Bull energy drink
    1/3 oz triple sec
    1 oz frozen limeade concentrate
    1 pinch salt




Combine all ingredients in a blender with half a cup of crushed ice. Blend until slushy, adding more ice if required. Pour into a cocktail glass, and serve.

Salem Witch Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1/2 oz vodka
    1/2 oz raspberry schnapps
    1/2 oz Midori melon liqueur
    1 splash lime juice
    1 splash grenadine syrup
    fill with 2/3 sweet and sour mix
    fill with soda water




In a collins glass with ice, pour vodka, midori, and raspberry schnapps. Add a splash of lime juice. Fill 2/3 with sour mix and the rest with soda water (or seltzer). Stir gently, and finally top with a splash of grenadine.


Yields
n/a

Jmo Sling Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 1/2 oz gin
    1 1/2 oz sloe gin
    1 splash sweet and sour mix
    4 - 5 oz club soda




Combine the gin, sloe gin and sour mix in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well and strain into a collins glass filled with ice cubes. Add the club soda, and serve.

Saketini Recipe

Ingredients



  • 2 1/2 oz gin
    1 1/2 tsp sake rice wine
    1 cocktail olive




In a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes, combine the gin or vodka with the sake. Stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with the olive.

Jitterbug Recipe

Ingredients



  • 2 jiggers gin
    1 jigger vodka
    3 dashes grenadine syrup
    1 finger lime juice
    1 pinch sugar
    3 dashes sugar syrup
    soda water




Pour all ingredients (except soda water) over ice in a sugar-rimmed cocktail glass. Fill with soda water, and serve.

Mashed Kermit Recipe

Ingredients



  • 3 oz vodka
    1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
    6 oz orange juice
    1 package strawberry jello




Prepare vodka jelly as on the packet of jello, however substitute vodka in place of the water (required additional vodka to above). Mix the above liquids; vodka, blue curacao and orange juice in a highball glass. Drop a lump of the prepared jelly into the glass, and down the entire drink.

Saint Paul Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 part gin
    1 part white rum
    fill with bitter lemon soda
    2 - 4 ice cubes
    1 dash Angostura bitters




Take a tall glass, put a few ice cubes on top of each other. Pour the Gin and the rum in the glass. Fill the glass with bitter lemon. Leave some of the ice over the surface, so that you can pour the angostura on top of it. It should leave a rather nice track of red down the ice cubes.

Cold Blood Recipe

Ingredients



  • Kool-Aid Blue Raspberry mix
    3 oz Absolut Limon vodka
    maraschino cherry juice
    maraschino cherries
    6 oz Zima




Drain the maraschino cherries and set aside the cherry juice. Place the drained cherries in a small bowl and add 3 ounces of Absolut Lemon-flavored vodka. Cover bowl and refridgerate for 72 hours.


When marinated, drain the vodka from the cherries and set aside as a reserve. Reserve the cherries also.


To make one drink:
Fill a hurricane glass one third full of crushed ice. Pour two teaspoons of reserved vodka over the crushed ice. Add 6 ounces of Zima. Fill the glass until 1 inch from the top with blue raspberry Kool-Aid. Add 4 reserved marinated cherries.

Pixie Stix Recipe

Ingredients



  • 2 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
    1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
    1 splash Sprite soda
    1 tbsp grenadine syrup
    sweet and sour mix




Pour southern comfort and amaretto over ice in a highball glass. Fill with sweet and sour mix, top with sprite, and float grenadine on top. Garnish with maraschino cherries.

Colada Brazil Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 1/2 oz cachaca
    3/4 oz white rum
    2 oz pineapple juice
    3/4 oz coconut cream
    3/4 oz cream




Blend ingredients together with crushed ice in a shaker or blender. Pour into a large highball glass over crushed ice, and serve.

Mary Pickford Cocktail Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 1/2 oz light rum
    1 oz pineapple juice
    1/2 tsp maraschino liqueur
    1/2 tsp grenadine syrup
    1 maraschino cherry




Combine the rum, pineapple juice, maraschino liqueur, and grenadine in a shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a cocktail glass, and garnish with a maraschino cherry.

Sailor Moon Recipe

Ingredients



  • 30 ml white rum
    30 ml Charleston Follies liqueur
    lemon juice
    Champagne




Shake white rum, charleston follies and lemon juice with ice. Strain over ice in an old-fashioned glass. Fill with champagne, garnish with a slice of lemon, and serve.

Cola-rolla Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1/2 oz Dry Orange Curacao liqueur
    1/2 oz cognac
    1/2 oz vodka
    1/2 oz lemon juice
    1 bottle chilled cola




Funnel the curacao, cognac, vodka and lemon juice into one small cola bottle (185-200ml), roughly half-filled with cola. Briefly invert the bottle to mix the ingredients. Place in the center of a large glass (tankard, stein or british pint), and fill glass with broken ice. Add a straw to the bottle, and serve.

Jim Rogers Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 oz Jim Beam bourbon whiskey
    12 oz Coca-Cola
    1 tsp grenadine syrup




Pour Jim Beam bourbon whiskey into a collins glass filled with ice cubes. Fill with coke, and lace with grenadine, to taste. Garnish with a cherry (optional) and serve.

Mary Elizabeth Wagoner Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1 oz vodka
    1/2 oz Bacardi 151 rum
    1/2 oz Everclear alcohol
    1 oz sweet and sour mix
    1/2 oz lime juice




Shake the vodka, rum, everclear and sour mix in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Strain into a cocktail glass, add lime juice on top and serve.

Sailor Jerry Butter Rum Recipe

Ingredients



  • 1/2 oz Sailor Jerry spiced navy rum
    1/2 oz DeKuyper Buttershots liqueur
    1/2 oz Smirnoff Vanilla Twist vodka
    5 1/2 oz Jones cream soda




Pour the Sailor Jerry spiced rum, DeKuyper Buttershots liqueur, Smirnoff vanilla vodka and Jones cream soda into a collins glass almost filled with ice cubes. Stir well, and serve.